The Dog Days of Summer

This weekend more less your average idiotic college drinking binge with the exception of last night.

Friday was Robyn’s birthday and she had pretty big kegger. Since the party was walking distance from place I thought it would be ok to indulge just a little bit by a little bit since I’m usually pretty responsible when it comes to boozing it.

Well apparently, I got profoundly intoxicated and did a lot of things I don’t remember like hit egregiously on some girl right in front of her boyfriend, fall down, eat a girls face and puke in my own bed. I remember none of those things but I do remember mingling about and general fun times. People told me that I was pretty happy go-lucky

After spending the next day cleaning and recovering. Tyler, Lindsay and Greg came over and we bullshited on the porch and smoked hookah. We also caught a glimpse of my new neighbor whom appears to be a sexy older woman. Then we went to a hipster party/ house show. Most of my friends were there but I got annoyed with all the idiots doing coke in the bathroom and trying to be inconspicuous even though they come out with big glazed eyes and shit eating grins only to look sad and empty twenty minutes later.