The Dog Days of Summer

This weekend more less your average idiotic college drinking binge with the exception of last night.

Friday was Robyn’s birthday and she had pretty big kegger. Since the party was walking distance from place I thought it would be ok to indulge just a little bit by a little bit since I’m usually pretty responsible when it comes to boozing it.

Well apparently, I got profoundly intoxicated and did a lot of things I don’t remember like hit egregiously on some girl right in front of her boyfriend, fall down, eat a girls face and puke in my own bed. I remember none of those things but I do remember mingling about and general fun times. People told me that I was pretty happy go-lucky

After spending the next day cleaning and recovering. Tyler, Lindsay and Greg came over and we bullshited on the porch and smoked hookah. We also caught a glimpse of my new neighbor whom appears to be a sexy older woman. Then we went to a hipster party/ house show. Most of my friends were there but I got annoyed with all the idiots doing coke in the bathroom and trying to be inconspicuous even though they come out with big glazed eyes and shit eating grins only to look sad and empty twenty minutes later.

I Look Better Naked

Once was I was sitting at the bus stop on Cental and Wyoming with my friend Brian and out of nowhere or perhaps the McDonald's parking lot behind us a homeless man wearing a filty oversized t-shirt that read, " I Look Better Naked" emerged and started talking to us in a deluge of words which for the most part sounded like gibberish. I nodded along so as not to offend the vagrant and Brian stayed quiet and lingered in the background. He was a shy guy.

Amongst what I suspected was crackheaded nonsense, the man said somthing that I will never forget.

"How old are you boys?' He said.

"Eighteen," I told him.

"Eighteen...let me tell you boys somthing ..."

Our ears perked, or at least mine did as I could sense some sort earnest wisdom comming on or at least somthing entertaining and bizzare.

"It takes ten seconds to get into touble and a lifetime to get out."

He went on to say somthing else, but right then the oncomming traffic from Central drowned out voice.That's it and then he dissapeared. Actually he went accross the street to ask people for spare change.

Sometimes wisdom comes in the most unlikely and unsuspectiong packages.